Obesity soap? Lather me up!

 

"Reduces fat without dieting or gymnastics!"

Phew.  I've never been very good at gymnastics.

 

Help, my boobs are falling!

Sadly, it's true. 

Whatever boobs I had existed only because I had so much weight on me.  So bye bye melons ... hello wrinkly pancakes!  Soon I'll introduce you to my friend the heavily padded bra.

I cannot believe it's been nearly 10 months since I blogged here.  Ten months of trying and failing, but getting up again and trying (and failing) and so forth.  You get the picture. 

But I am STILL here and I am NOT giving up without a food fight.

More catching up later ... I've had too much pink frosting tonight (no, that's not a euphemism) and I've got to go sleep it off.

Cheers, m'dears ...