Friday, July 22, 2011

Obesity soap? Lather me up!

"Reduces fat without dieting or gymnastics!"

Phew.  I've never been very good at gymnastics.


Thursday, July 21, 2011

Help, my boobs are falling!

Sadly, it's true. 

Whatever boobs I had existed only because I had so much weight on me.  So bye bye melons ... hello wrinkly pancakes!  Soon I'll introduce you to my friend the heavily padded bra.

I cannot believe it's been nearly 10 months since I blogged here.  Ten months of trying and failing, but getting up again and trying (and failing) and so forth.  You get the picture. 

But I am STILL here and I am NOT giving up without a food fight.

More catching up later ... I've had too much pink frosting tonight (no, that's not a euphemism) and I've got to go sleep it off.

Cheers, m'dears ...