I was just asked out for the first time in over a decade ...

... by a sixty-something guy who has one good eye and too much aftershave.

oh.

my.

God!

He may have had only one good eye, but he was certainly using it shamelessly.  Up and down and all around, thank you very much.

Should I count this as a Non-Scale Victory? I did get asked out, after all, and this is a huge step from complete (and ironic) invisibility to men.

Excuse me while I go wash the aftershave and heebie-jeebies off!

p.s. I didn't say yes or no, I simply said "yeah, I'm sure I'll see you around again sometime".

Which I think is a nice no ...