This pretty much sums it up. Passing gas is an issue for the gastrically banded.
As terrified as I am of public pooping, I can't stay in my house forever. I already tried that. The staying inside thing. Not the healthiest habit.
My sister's pithy take on the topic?
"Fart be free, 'cause it killed Mary Lee!"
Eat here. Get Gas. Let it fly.
Then walk away like it was somebody ELSE's flatulence!