OK, so instead of having bariatric surgery I could simply have washed the fat away? Along with "years of age".
And nobody told me this WHY?
If I'd have known, I would already be 125 pounds and look like I did at eighteen, without all the bothersome protein shakes and pureeing, to say nothing of being poked in the belly by the doctors with their voodoo sticks.
Methinks there is a conspiracy!