I haven't been weighed in for two weeks now, since my first post-op visit with the surgeon on August 10th.
There's no doubt I've lost additional weight, so why am I nervous about stepping on the scale?
After all, "a wise woman can read her romantic future in a bathroom scale". (See above for this tidbit of timeless wisdom).
Maybe I'm just still a little freaked out by being asked out yesterday ... by a senior gentleman with one good eye and too much aftershave. If I keep losing lbs., will there be more of his kind in my "romantic future"?
I'd really prefer somebody like Scottish actor James McAvoy ...
... I'd like to order up a six pack of THAT, honey.