This photo of Scottish actor James McAvoy is the wallpaper on my PC.
When my mind wanders off into potato chip territory, I turn to Mssr. McAvoy, look deeply into his eyes, and imagine him saying "Do you want THAT or do you want ME? Because if you have that, then darlin' you can't have me."
There really is no contest. I mean look at those eyes. Those eyes are talkin', and what they're saying isn't fit for polite company.
Not that I'm going for polite.